One New years eye, seconds before midnight, I found myself without a drink. While waiting in the drink line for a ludicrous amount of time, people walked past with their full glass displaying it ostentatiously and, at times, spilling it on my newly acquired tie. Sooner rather than later, I grew tired of waiting — I simply wanted to celebrate the countdown with my friends.
Relieve yourself from your waiting duties. With the flask tie, I could have been consuming alcohol the entire night, no waiting. Yes, you have to be discreet, but in the long run, a constant flow of alcohol to the liver can’t be a bad thing — right??