Did you know that the pineapple doesn’t grow on a tree? The pinapple actually grows on a plant which is close to the ground! This is the reason why pineapples have such tough and prickly exterior, to keep it from being eaten.
Past generations of humans have foolishly cut through the armor of the pineapple to get to it’s core. One man dreamed of an easier, lazier way. That’s why the Pineapple Easy Slicer and De-corer was invented. Instead of penetrating therough the pineapple armor, you pop that little green thingy on top of the pineapple (apparently they are called the “leaves“), stick in the Pineapple Easy Slicer and De-corer, then boom, perfect slices. It is that easy. For about $5 your stress over pineapples is over, and your conundrum moves to what sort of recipe requires 4 whole pineapples?
Again the instruction are easy pop those leaves, insert rod, pull out.